New Euphemism
Last night I learned a useful euphemism at the Suicide Girls show.
Euphemism: kill a kitten
Meaning: every time you masturbate a kitten dies. To kill a kitten means to masturbate.
Usage: If Loki could pass a concentration check, she would use mage hand to kill a kitten.
posted by Zoe at 12:03 PM
3 Comments:
Ok, that link is not exactly work-safe. Interesting (leer), but not exactly safe for work. Glad I have an office with a closed door...
By the way, if this saying were really true, wouldn't there be a lot fewer strays?
And a lot more volunteers at animal shelters (other than the "no kill" variety, which must be run by prudes)?
What would one say after a hard day at the shelter putting down unwanted kittens - "Damn, I'm really beat?"
And what might one have to do to kill a puppy?
2:02 PM
Doggie-Style?
4:07 PM
I think killing a puppy is what happens when lesbians or gay men have sex.
4:14 PM
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