New lyrics

To the tune of "King of Pain" by the Police (inspired by our son's rediscovery of an annoying habit):

There's a little wet spot on on my shorts today,
It's a brand new spot since yesterday,
There's some pee on my socks, and on my top,
When you take of my diaper the pee won't stop!

When that cool air hits me I just have to pee
While my folks run in circles trying to stop me
I guess I'm just hoping that they'll finally see
That it's my destiny to be the king of pee!

REFRAIN
There's a little wet spot on on my shorts today,
(That's my pee on there)

etc. etc. etc.

Repeat ad nauseum.